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1/27
 

Card Code:

A04-005-65

Category: Anniversary

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Inside:

So far so good.

     
 
 
2/27
 

Card Code:

AP04-006-76

Category: Anniversary

Price:

$2.50

Front:

There are two secrets to a successful marriage. The first is having a husband who makes you laugh…

Inside:

The second is never telling your husband what you're laughing at. Happy Anniversary

     
 
 
3/27
 

Card Code:

TY03-003-59

Category: Thank You

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Mnogo Blagodarya

Inside:

That's right. Bulgarian for "Thank You Very Much".

     
 
 
4/27
 

Card Code:

TY04-004-69

Category: Thank You

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Inside:

Thank you for a wonderful night.

     
 
 
5/27
 

Card Code:

BD03-025-58

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Inside:

Happy Birthday from your support staff.

     
 
 
6/27
 

Card Code:

BD04-027-60

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

We finally figured out how to get you to clean up that mess in your room…

Inside:

Your presents are underneath it. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
7/27
 

Card Code:

BD04-029-66

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Happy Birthday.

Inside:

From the Cat.

     
 
 
8/27
 

Card Code:

BD04-030-67

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

You're old enough to know know that there are no such things as Monsters under your bed.

Inside:

The scientific term is hideous blood curdling demons. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
9/27
 

Card Code:

BD04-031-68

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

You're old enough to know know that there are no such things as Monsters under your bed.

Inside:

The scientific term is hideous blood curdling demons. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
10/27
 

Card Code:

BD04-032-70

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

If your birthday prompts you to get back in shape, here's a little tip…

Inside:

Think twice before following the advice of any diet guru who is already deceased. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
11/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-028-61

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

I hope you're as excited as I am about celebrating your birthday this year.

Inside:

It isn't as much fun when we have to tie you to a chair. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
12/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-033-77

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Guess what I'm making for your birthday dinner?

Inside:

Reservations. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
13/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-034-80

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

When we were kids, before we could play in the sandbox…

Inside:

We had to build it ourselves. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
14/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-035-81

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Before tv and video games, feeding the dog from the table…

Inside:

was the only source of entertainment we had. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
15/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-036-82

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

When we were your age, we did everything on our own.

Inside:

Including cutting our own hair. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
16/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-037-83

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Before he grew up and disappeared into the forest…

Inside:

"Baby" Bigfoot used to terrorize our city. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
17/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-038-84

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Our parents never let us pick out our own clothes…

Inside:

But that couldn't stop us from expressing ourselves through our socks. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
18/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-039-85

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

We had to walk six miles to school in the snow.

Inside:

And in the Spring, we had to make our own snow and then walk to school. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
19/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-041-87

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Do you know how "play dates" were made when we were kids?

Inside:

Our moms used to open the front door, push us out and tell us not to come back before dinner. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
20/27
 

Card Code:

BDP04-040-86

Category: Birthday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Do you know the reason why we all look up to you?

Inside:

Because you're tall. Happy Birthday!

     
 
 
21/27
 

Card Code:

CH04-001-71

Category: Holiday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Inside:

May the joy of this holiday season forever brighten your heart.

     
 
 
22/27
 

Card Code:

CH04-002-72

Category: Holiday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Don't ask me how I do it.

Inside:

Because you know I'm not going to tell you. Merry Christmas!

     
 
 
23/27
 

Card Code:

CH04-004-74

Category: Holiday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Reason # 2 why it's great to be Santa Claus…

Inside:

Vacationing the day after Christmas. Happy Holidays!

     
 
 
24/27
 

Card Code:

CH04-003-73

Category: Holiday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Reason # 3 why it's great to be Santa Claus.

Inside:

…Got cookies? Happy Holiday!

     
 
 
25/27
 

Card Code:

CH04-005-75

Category: Holiday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Reason # 6 why it's great to be Santa Claus…

Inside:

Catching snowflakes at 10,000 feet. Merry Christmas!

     
 
 
26/27
 

Card Code:

CH04-006-78

Category: Holiday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Inside:

"Tis the Season" Warm Holiday Wishes.

     
 
 
27/27
 

Card Code:

CH04-007-79

Category: Holiday

Price:

$2.50

Front:

Inside:

Ever wonder how they came up with the recipe for eggnog? Happy Holidays!

     
 
 
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